Rude and not ginger.

Crappy set.
I was almost through with the survey I was doing until I hit the stupid backspace button and made it go back a page and it deleted everything so
I'm doing a different survey, because I can't stand answering the same questions twice.
 
What was the first thing that attracted you to your current partner?
A lot of things. She's absolutely brilliant. I already admired her before I realized my attraction to her.
 
Do you think that physical attributes are more important in maintaining a successful relationship, or do you think that friendship maintains a relationship?
 
The latter. It doesn't matter how attractive a person is if they're a total ass on the inside.
 
when you look at a woman, what is the first thing you notice?
Hair. Face.
 
do you think it’s okay to keep noticing another woman/man after you are in a committed relationship? does this change when you are married?
Of course I'm going to notice and be attracted to other people, but I know that what I have with Gab is irreplacable, and my attraction to her is a lot more complex and serious than anyone I just see in passing.
 
what is the first thing that you notice when you look at a man?
Face, hair.
 
describe the way your partner smells.
Based on the cardigan she sent me a year/couple of years ago, she smells really nice. I can't really compare it to anything, it's just a, well,
it smells like everything good.
 
how you describe your partner to other people?
She's super pretty and brilliant and an awesome writer, and she's good at medical science, and her head is fuzzy and she wears glasses sometimes, and she dresses like a hipster/old man, but it's really cute on her. I love her.
 
when was the last time you took a shower with your partner?
Hee. Shower adventure duo. I don't remember when that last coincided.
 
if your friend was cheating on their spouse, do you think you should tell their partner?
It's not my business to get involved in something like that. If it's meant to come out, it will, but I'm not going to butt into someone else's relationship choices. I would talk to the friend about not being a butt, but I'm not gonna go tattle on them. Unless the partner asks me about it directly, I won't.
 
how old were you when you had your first kiss?
Shh. I haven't had it yet. Seventeen and counting.
 
how old were you the first time you had sex?
Same, I haven't yet.
 
how old were you the first time you thought you were in love?
Really in love, romantically? I confessed to gabi when I was 14. I think.
 
did you parents tell you about sex, or did you already know?
I never got a single awkward talk, it was just assumed after a while that I already knew pretty much everything(because the internet) and now my mom and I can talk pretty openly about a lot of stuff that seemed awkward two or three years ago.
 
describe your parents’ marriage. what was the best part and the worst part in your opinion?
I don't know a lot about my parents' marriage. I know my mom dated my dad's bff before she dated him and that my dad and his bff went to a Van Halen concert without inviting her, even though she'd been dropping a lot of hints about wanting to go.
 
who was the first person who died in your life and how did you feel?
My pop. My mom's dad. He had lung cancer, or pneumonia. Something that was brought on by his smoking. He was awesome, he did a lot of wood carving.
 
Do you believe in God?
Yeah.
 
if you had one day to live, what would you do?
I'd go see Gabi and kiss her until my time was up.
For every day we would've been together.
 
were you ever sexually, emotionally, or verbally abused?
I don't think so.
 
what is the one thing that would be a relationship breaker for you?
If it was somehow all a joke. This is way too real to be a joke, though. I think I would also leave for my own safety, if it came to being life-or-death, but she wouldn't hurt me anyway.
 
how important do you think monogamy is to a relationship?
It's important to me.
It would hurt if she was with someone else the same way as with me.
 
how do you feel about having children?
Oww. But I guess it'd be awesome after I spat them out.
 
if you were really in trouble, who would you go to for advice?
It would depend on the kind of trouble and where. Right now, I'd go to my mom, but if I wasn't at home and she couldn't get to me, I'd call Rosston.

I think this already says enough.
I love you.

I'm sleepy.
It's dangerous out there; take this.
It's for umm
All the people that fail to tell me to go to bed when I probably should. Love you guys.

I'm growing my hair out.
 
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
I'm not confused. Um, I don't think I am, anyway.
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
I have a couple of times, from gab. My afternoon is her morning, though.
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
Probably, because I'd be worried about her health.
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
No.
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Um, waiting for gab to get on and probably reading manga.
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
I'm five years older, walking home from some bar close to inu's house, I'm not very lost, just disoriented due to my drunken state, and inu is with me, giggling like an idiot at the road.
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
I trust gab, so I really doubt that would ever happen, but if that did happen, um
I would be a bit crushed.
8: Are you close with your dad?
No, not really.
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
Via internet, yeah.
10: What are you listening to?
My tv.
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
Ginger Ale.
12. Do you like hickeys?
I don't know what they feel like yet, but I imagine I probably would.
13: What time do you go to bed?
Late.
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Um, I don't think I know anyone like that.
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
No, but I can almost type as quickly with one hand.
16: Do you always answer your texts?
Not if my phone is dead.
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
Uh, no, I definitely don't.
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
A few minutes ago.
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
Yeah.
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
"Arms down, not flying up above my head."
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
Pickle and Lilia.
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
To an extent.
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
No, I don't think so. I don't like dwelling on the past.
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
Sort of. I've kind of resigned myself to it, though.
25: In the past week, have you cried?
Umm. I don't think so, not actually.
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
Dark brown. It's this really soft jersey material.
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
I guess Adam's done that once or twice.
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
I hope not.
29: Do you have a best friend?
Yeah, I have a few.
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
Well, since I've seen a picture of her kissing her sister, (which did take me by surprise a bit, although it was an adorable picture) I don't think it would impact me too much. However, if it was a non-family member, I would be a bit offended with the person for doing it.
31: Who was your last call from?
Gab.
32: Are you mad at anyone?
No one that would be reading this.
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Nope.
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
Sixteen.
35: How many more days until your birthday?
Something like a hundred and three? It isn't until december.
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
My summer plans are this friday, I get to go rafting with my venturing crew.
Excited about that.
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
Mmhm. I trust Adam and Ross completely.
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
Nah.
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
I don't think so.
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Nuh-uh.
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
I think it depends on the participants. Like, the younger the person is, the narrower the age gap should be. Like, for a thirteen year old, I think an age difference of more than two years might be a bit risque. For people who are adults and of consenting age, I don't think age differences matter much.
42: Are you available?
Not in the way that this implies, no.
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
High school hasn't ended yet.
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
A lip piercing of some kind.
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
Sometimes. Definitely not, in certain cases.
46: Do you regret anything?
Yeah. I regret sending that text to Christina.
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
Sleep.
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
Yeah.
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
No.
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
I am, though.
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
No.
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
Yes.
53: What was the last thing you ate?
A warm blueberry scone.
54: Did you get any compliments today?
Gab said that long hair would look beautiful on me.
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
I think my mom and I are going to go to epcot and eat lots of food, but I also want to take a trip to go see everyone. Hopefully I'm gonna do both. I'd rather the latter, if I had to choose.
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
I own a canadian hoodie.
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
Um, irl, guys.
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
Here.
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
When I came home from Cameron's house, 'cause he lives two-ish hours away.
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
Nuh-uh.
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
No, but I covered susan's room in toilet paper one time. My mom wasn't happy.
62: Who do you text the most?
Inu, probably.
63: What was the last movie you saw?
umm
In theatres, The Dark Knight Rises. Ohh, I saw the end of Balto last night.
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
Um. Sanity?
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
like, forty-eight.
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
Mmhmm.
67: Do you curse around your parents?
I would've said no to this a year ago, but my mother's been doing it more openly, so I'm more comfortable with it around her lately.
68: Are you happy with where you live?
Um, not the town, no.
69: Do you collect anything?
I used to collect lucky cat statues when I was younger. I have like, thirty of them.
70: What’s your favourite colour?
The worst question
I pick all of the colors.
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
I can't remember the last song I listened to.
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
No, I don't think so.
73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
Probably math, and cleaning the house more, and planning out the renovation process of my room.
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
nope.
75: Does your last ex have a job?
I have no last exes.
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
but I don't have any recent exes.
77: Where is your cellphone?
uhh
's probably on my bed somewhere under the pile of everything.
78: What colour is your cellphone?
It's blue.
79: What did you dream of last night?
I don't remember.
80: Are you atheist?
Nuh-uh.
81: Will you change your name when you get married?
I dunno.
82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
Nah. I would like autumn to happen, though.
83: Have you had any big storms recently?
It's been off and on storming for the past two weeks, but none of it has been very intense.
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
Shorts.
85: Are you a nerd?
Of sorts.

This is for Gabrielle.
Publishing this, because I don't think it's getting any better with all the items I'm smothering it with.
I love you.

Just so people know I'm still alive.
I mean
if the polyvore community still exists.

Get your hands out of your pants, wanker.
Anybody want to explain to me how it is that my eighteen year old brother has the mentality of a nine year of?(He doesn't have anything, that we know of) Or maybe why he thinks it's okay to yank it across from me? Does he think I'm blind or something?
Eugh.
 
I made this set so I wouldn't have to look up from the computer.

The taste of salt on your lips in the morning inspired this, despite my not yet having had the pleasure of it.
 

This is also for you. Poe wrote it. I suppose you know that, though.
It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.
 
I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea,
But we loved with a love that was more than love—
I and my Annabel Lee—
With a love that the wingèd seraphs of Heaven
Coveted her and me.
 
And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsmen came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulchre
In this kingdom by the sea.
 
The angels, not half so happy in Heaven,
Went envying her and me—
Yes!—that was the reason (as all men know,
In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.
 
But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we—
Of many far wiser than we—
And neither the angels in Heaven above
Nor the demons down under the sea
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
 
For the moon never beams, without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise, but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling—my darling—my life and my bride,
In her sepulchre there by the sea—
In her tomb by the sounding sea.

ffffffft
so I hope the rest of polyvore is watching this, because if it isn't, it's missing out.
 

Three things I want to say to three different people.
1. You're kind of a dick. Sort of.
2. I wish that conversation never happened. I feel uncomfortable around you, now. I'm still trying to figure out how my life is going to be. Don't pressure me into anything, I'm not going to stand for that. I have to figure it out on my own. I just want to forget that even came up, okay?
3. I miss going to conventions with you and Christina. Guess I'd better learn how to drive soon.
 
2. One of my insecurities.
fhn
I guess I have a hard time feeling useful.
 
3. What turns me on.
Your mom.
 
4. One of my bad habits.
I pick at my face when I don't have anything to do with my hands.
 
5. Who I wish I could be.
One of those awesome people on Tumblr who blog about awesome things that have people who actually care about their lives.
 
6. Where I want to be right now.
It smells like ham. I want to be where Gabrielle is.
 
7. The last thing I ate.
Chocolate cake.
 
8. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.
*snort*
Gab.
I misread that as Sexist first, though, and my answer for that was Susan.
 
9. What song I’m currently listening to.
I'm not listening to any songs right now, but that made me remember what was stuck in my head all of yesterday, which was this-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxIZ-WwIyU0
 
10. The last time I cried and why.
fhn
I nearly cried a little while ago when I found out the people who graded my ACT test thought my essay sucked. Yeah, that was a shitty feeling.
 
11. Something I’m excited about.
Tour in a month, I guess. Even though we're going to Canada and Canada is dumb.
 
12. 5 things I like about myself and 5 things I dislike about myself.
I like that(I'm pretty sure) I make Gabrielle happy, I like that I'm good at Pokemon strategy and training stuff, I like that I have more than three real life friends, I like that I'm a mostly happy person, and I like that I'm pretty good at languages and artistic stuff.
I dislike that I'm squirrelbrained, that I suck at math, that I can't always deal with talking to certain people, and that I can't seem to be useful when I need to be.
 
13. Three things I want right now.
I want Gabrielle here, I want to already know how to drive and be at least okay at driving, and I want to take her on an actual date. Or something. Somewhere nice.
 
14. Are you wearing a necklace, who got it for you, where’s it from?
Yeah, I'm wearing my cross necklace, Christina got it for me on the occasion of my birthday, since I'd given her mine, and I have no idea where she got it at.
 
15. How long was your last phone conversation?
It was with Gab, and it lasted for four minutes and fifty-six seconds.
 
16. What are you looking forward to?
I answered this one already, I thought.
 
17. Did you get anything off your chest today?
Nah, not really.
 
18. How many rings do you usually wear?
None.
 
19. Would you rather go to Canada or California on vacation?
California. The fuck kind of question is that?
 
20. Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or pajama pants?
Jeans, I guess. They're red.
 
21. Do you call it fall or autumn?
Both. I like Autumn better, though.
 
22. Are you an emotional person?
As much as most anyone else.
 
23. It’s 2 in the morning and you get a text message, who is it most likely from?
Probably inu.
 
24. Do you like long car rides?
Mmhm.
 
25. Do you have an adult you can talk to about anything?
Nah. Though I guess legally, Ashley is an adult, and I feel open enough with her to talk to her about stuff I wouldn't mention to strangers. Which is pretty much anything.
 
26. Last time you saw your dad?
Last night.
 
27. Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
My mom on her cheek, I guess.
 
28. Do you do your own laundry?
I do most of the laundry.
 
29. Would you like the ability to read minds?
Nah. It'd be nice to have a vague idea of what people were thinking about, though. Just not everything going through their head. I could end up becoming some kind of vigilante hero and stop people from doing bad things and beat them up or something.
 
30. Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
No.
 
31. You’re thinking about a certain person right now, aren’t you?
Yes, that was kind of the subject of the last question.
 
32. What will you be doing in five years?
I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.
 
34. Last 2 people to text you?
Gab and Inu.
 
35. Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
Nope.
 
36. Do you like to cuddle?
Yeah, I like cuddling.
 
37. When angry, do you get loud or quiet?
I don't do either, I just get angry.
 
38. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed on the lips?
No, I don't think so, unless the government has tabs on instant messaging and cares about my love life for some stupid reason, or something.
 
39. Have you ever had a best friend of the opposite sex?
Yeah.
 
40. How’s your hair right now?
It's all pushed over to one side.
 
41. Are you young at heart, or an old soul?
what
no
 
42. What makes someone a best friend?
A connection.
 
43. Would you like to reconnect with any friends you’ve lost contact with?
No.
Except for Ochibi. I miss Ochibi.
 
44. What holiday do you most look forward to?
Gab's birthday.
 
45. How is the relationship between you and your parents?
I think it's nice.
 
46. Name a song that never fails to make you happy.
Mandopony's cover of the Smile song.
Wow, I'm a dork.
 
47. Can money buy happiness?
Well, in my case, money can buy a plane ticket, and a cab.
 
48. Is there anyone close to you that you know you can’t trust? You don’t have to give names.
There's someone I'm not sure about.
 
49. Have you ever spent a night in the hospital?
Yeah.
 
50. Do you enjoy being with only one or two friends, or with a large group of people?
One or two friends is fine, but I would like having all of them together as well.
 

51. If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Sushi.
 
52. Of all the social networks in the world, why use Tumblr?
All the awesome crazy people are on tumblr.
 
53. If you go back to one point in time to give advice to yourself, when would you go and what would you say?
I don't know.
 
54. Would you rather be in a relationship after the honeymoon period ends, or be single?
What's a honeymoon period?
*urbandictionary*
I guess it means honeymoon phase?
That's stupid.
I'm still in love with the same person after like, two years.
All the relationships that aren't mine suck, I guess.
 
55. Is it possible for guys and girls to be just friends?
Definitely.
 
56. What is the best TV theme song ever?
I really like the Sherlock theme.
Wait, no. Doctor Who has the best theme.
 
57. When you’re alone in your own home, do you walk around naked?
No. Although I guess if I lived apart from my family, I wouldn't mind walking around in my underclothes as much.
 
58. What gets you out of bed in the morning?
Knowing that if I don't, my mother's going to be mad at me.
 
59. Do you want to have more friends than you have right now?
I'm fine with the friends I have.
 
60. What part of the past year sticks out in your mind?
Tour is almost always the biggest thing I remember.
 
61. You win a scratch-off lottery game that gives you $2000 a week (after taxes) for the rest of your life. Do you keep your job?
I’m assuming i’m working fulltime? If i enjoyed my job and it was something i loved doing, yeah i’d keep it, but probably just start working part time or something
 
62. What’s the best route to your heart?
*snort*
Route 15 in Kanto. Nice way to catch Growlithe. Find me a female, jolly natured one with flash fire ability, and the best natural IVs in attack, and I'll be your best friend.
 
63. Have you ever met someone through the internet, then met them in real life?
Almost. Didn't work out. Hopefully I'll see Gab within the next two years.
 
64. What has been troubling you lately?
Stupid people.
 

65. Did you enjoy your high school prom? If you haven’t gotten there yet, do you look forward to it?
I don't really care, and even if I was going to my senior prom, I wouldn't be able to go with the person I want to go with, so why bother?
 
66. What do you use more often: your intuition or logical reasoning?
Reason.
 
67. Do you know what makes you happy?
Gabrielle, cats, pokemon, watching shows.
 
68. Do you believe that there is life on other planets?
I don't have an opinion on the subject. So maybe, I guess?
 
69. Predict what your life will look like a year from now.
I have no idea. Hopefully I'll have figured out what I want to do with my life.
 
70. Often, people will ask how your last relationship ended. I want to know how it began.
I suppose I sort of just realized that I liked her, and when it was most convenient, made it known.
 
71. Where is your favorite place to go out and eat?
I like Shoki's the best for sushi.
 
72. What is something you want to change about your current situation?
I want to know where I stand. And what I want to do with my life.
 
73. Early bird or night owl?
Night owl.
 
74. Are there any childhood possessions you still hold on to?
Yeah, I have some of those.
 
75. What was the last song that was stuck in your head?
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
why would you do that to me survey ugh
fuck you very much
 
76. Where do you live? Be as general or specific as you want.
Jackson, Georgia.
 
77. Describe a person that inspires you.
She's gorgeous, and clever, and writes wonderful things, and has this magical power to make everything make sense to me.
 
78. Describe the last time you were very angry at someone.
I suppose that was about a month ago.
I can't stand people who don't know when to shut up about themselves.
 
79. Do you want to live until you’re 100?
Yeah, I guess I do. I don't want to die at seventy-six.
 
80. Do people change? If so, how do you keep a relationship together when both of you start to change?
Yeah, they can change.
Romantic relationships should be about loving one another, right? So long as that's unchanged, it shouldn't be a problem.
 
81. Have you ever risked a friendship by telling someone you liked them?
Yeah, it's turned out pretty great so far.
 
82. Would you rather be alone doing something you enjoy, or doing something you don’t like with your best friends?
wait what if I enjoy talking to my friends though
what does this mean
no
 
83. Do you practice what you preach?
what
 
84.If you take precautions to stay safe, do you ultimately act more recklessly?
Not usually.
 
85. What do you value more in a significant other: Attractiveness or intelligence?
Intelligence. The attractiveness comes with.
Smart is the new sexy.
 
86. Are you hard-headed?
I don't think so.
 
87. Have you ever laughed uncontrollably when it was socially inappropriate?
pfff
Yeah, that was embarassing.
 
88. When have you felt most alive?
Pretending to lie around with Gab doing nothing.
 
89. Where would you prefer to live? A city? The suburbs? The countryside? The mountains?
In a city.
 
90. Do you often skip breakfast?
Yeah, when I can't find something to eat that I want.
 
91. How do you know what true love is?
You sort of know when you've found it.
Pretty sure I have.
/shot for corn
 
92. Would you want to know the exact date and time you were going to die?
Nuh-uh.
 
93. Where is “home” for you?
Gab.
I'm not home yet.
 
94. What song best describes your life right now?
pfffff
 
95. Do you want to be perfect?
No, I don't think any normal person can be perfect.
 
96. What have you never tried, but would really like to someday? What’s holding you back?
Lots of things.
Gravity.
 
97. Describe your neighborhood.
Hoodlum teenagers and some mexicans that like to throw parties and blast music really loud, and our neighbors to the left are probably hoarding all sorts of animals.
 
98. Name something you only liked because it was popular.
I guess I got into MLP:FiM because it was popular on the internet, and I had no clue what the deal was, but I really do like it after having watched it.
 
99. What is something spontaneous you have done in the past year.
I guess I jumped under a car at night in the woods and there were definitely roaches down there and as soon as I realized that I crawled out as fast as I could.
 
100. Give me the story of your life in six words.
Nope.
 
Have you ever flown first class?
Nope. I've only flown once.
 
Would you rather surf in California or ski in Vermont?
California. Can I just go there though? I could never surf, I don't have the coordination.
 
What is one topping you MUST have on your pizza?
Onions.
 
Do you prefer to read fiction or non-fiction books?:
fiction.
 
Would you rather read books or magazines?:
Books. Except I'm really picky with books, so I would probably end up just reading the magazine because celebrities' lives are so bizarre.
 
Have you ever seen a shooting star?:
yeah, several.
 
Have you ever had your cheek pinched by a relative?:
i’m sure i have at some point.
 
Have you ever torn your pants in public?:
nuh-uh. I stuck duct tape on Bladen's ass when he realized there was a gaping hole in his, though.
 
Do you know how a bill is passed in Congress?:
Yeah, although politic things aren't really relevant to me except for when they have to do with the internet.
 
Do you know the difference between a conjunction and an adjective?
what the fuck
everyone knows that, right?
 
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?:
Twice, if I remember both times.
 
Do you chew on ice?:
When I'm bored or don't have anything to drink.
 
Do you watch TV or read before bedtime?
Is that a thing where I have to choose between?
I practice both. Books less often, though, since I haven't been able to find any good ones, and when I do, I finish them too quickly.
 
Are you allergic to anything?:
Pollen, in the sneezy way.
 
How many times a week do you wash your hair?:
Usually daily, unless I decide it's soft enough to go without washing.
 
Do you own any plaid pants?:
Two pairs, red and dark red plaid, and grey, black, and white plaid.
 
Have you ever been in a natural disaster (flood, hurricane, etc.)?:
Probably three or four tornadoes have come dangerously close to my house within my lifetime, I guess. We've been lucky enough to not have had much damage, if any.
 
Have you ever had food SO bad in a restaurant that you sent it back?
No, usually the food I've eaten has been appetizing, although if I'd known I would get food poisoning from a couple of things, I may have considered that option.
 
Have you ever touched a live chicken?:
Yes. I like chickens. The Sanduskys used to have this one with a crest on her head, and she couldn't see anywhere but straight ahead, so I used to catch her from behind and carry her around places.
 
What about a live turkey?:
Yeah, in pursuit. I haven't picked one up, though. They're a bit big.
 
Do you sleep in pajamas?:
yeah, I pretty much sleep in whatever I want to.
 
Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?:
I don't know.
*tries*
Yeah, I can.
 
Did you just try it?
*gasp*
 
What is the opposite of a hamburger?
Chacha Answers says hot dogs are.
 
Do you talk in your sleep?:
Not that I know of.
 
Have you ever played in the rain?
Yeah, I love summer rain.
 
Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
Nuh-uh.
 
If you didn’t have any knives, what would you use to spread butter on bread? A fork? You don't really spread butter unless it's been sitting out for a few hours. You're thinking of margarine.
 

Have you ever swallowed your gum?:
Yeah. Before I heard about that thing with gum staying in your body for like, seven years.
 
Have you ever been ice fishing?:
Nuh-uh.
 
Where is the most inappropriate place your cell phone has rang?:
I don't have enough people that call me to have had my phone ring anywhere inappropriate.
Although there was one time Gab called when my mother was getting ready for bed, and I was pretending to be asleep, and that was just a little inconvenient at the time, but I was able to cover for it by saying Ashley texted me about something I can't remember. It was just once.
 
Have you ever called 911 by accident?:
No, but I've gotten close to it for dumb reasons.
 
Have you ever gone white water rafting?
Not yet. Hopefully that will change this summer. Planning a rafting trip with my crew.
 
Have you ever faked sick?
Yes, when I was little and thought it would actually work. It never did- at the time, my mom was working as a pediatric nurse in the children's hospital. Never got past her.
 
How many times have you broken a bone?
Never, fortunately. I imagine I've probably fractured my tailbone, though.
 
Can you do a flip on a trampoline?:
I guess, if I tried. Ooh, Rosston is gonna plan a crew trip to this place in Atlanta called SkyHigh, and it's a trampoline gym, so all the walls are trampolines, and the floor is too.
 
Have you ever surfed?:
Nuh-uh. Never. 'Cept with those body boards you can rent for three dollars on the beach.
 
Have you ever fallen off a horse?:
Nuh-uh. I've barely ridden any horses. I did once when I was little, and now horses just make me nervous because of how huge they are. Which I guess is a little strange, since seeing tigers and lions at the fair doesn't affect me like that at all.
 
Have you ever had anyone tell you that your fly was open?
Nah, I'm pretty mindful of how I look.
 
Have you ever successfully pogoed on a pogo stick?
Yessss.
I loved pogo sticks.
 
Do you eat breakfast?
Yeah, but it's usually just hot chocolate or something.
 
Would you rather shave your head or stop talking for a year?:
Shave my head, hands down. I'm totally open to cutting this all off and starting over.
 
Have you ever sleepwalked?
Not that I know of.
 
Can you flip your eyelids up?:
No. Ew.
 
Are you double-jointed?:
In my hands. I can pull my fingers over each other.
 
Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?:
Not that i can remember.
 
Have you ever thrown up after a rollercoaster ride?:
Nuh-uh. I probably love them, I'm just living in denial.
 
Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?:
Yeah.
 
Can you pick things up with your toes?:
Mmhm, most things. Except for the things that are obviously too big.
 
Did you just try to do it?:
Nah.
 
How many foreign countries have you visited?:
None, yet. I guess we got pretty close to Mexico on tour two years ago but I'm not sure we actually jumped across the border any time.
 
Would you rather clean the bathroom or the kitchen?:
the bathroom.
 
Have you ever jammed a puzzle piece into a puzzle to “make it fit”?:
No, that's dumb. I wanna do a puzzle now.
 

Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?:
I usually don't have to blow my nose, except during allergy season. If I did, I probably would wherever was most convenient for me.
 
Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?:
yeah, ow.
 
Have you ever locked yourself out of your house?
Yeah. Well, went out before unlocking first.
 
Have you ever made a semi truck honk?:
I don't think so.
 
Would you prefer to go through life with a huge nose or crossed eyes?:
Crossed eyes. Gab doesn't like noses.
 
What is your favorite breed of dog?:
I like Papillons, and Dobermans.
Gab, whenever we get a German Shepherd, depending on whether it's male or female, can one of its names be Ace or Vendetta? I've grown irrationally attached to my Arcanine.
 
Have you ever licked the tip of a ballpoint pen?:
I don't use ballpoint pens enough to have had to resort to that.
 
Have you ever eaten frog legs?:
Not yet, no. I'd like to eventually.
 
Your absolute favorite shirt is dirty. Would you still wear it?
Not if it smells bad.
 
Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?:
It hardly ever gets cold enough here, and when it does, it's only for like two days at the most, and it's on the days when I'm not going into town, so i'm just stuck at home. There are zero poles in my house.
 
Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?:
Yeah. Cold chocolate milk with a swizzle straw.
 
What did you call your baby blanket?:
My mother's baby blanket, which eventually became a blanket that I used when I was little, was the Woobie.
The Woobie was forty years old and nasty.
 
Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?:
Ew. Yeah, unfortunately.
 
Have you ever broken a mirror?:
Yeah. I've successfully disproved the seven years of bad luck myth.
 
Have you ever fallen asleep during a movie in the theater?:
Yeah.
 
Have you ever bathed a dog?:
Yep.
 
Have you ever used a slingshot?
Yeah.
 
Have you ever gotten something stuck up your nose?:
My mom spent nearly two hours trying to get a bead out of my nose once.

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